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Sarah Silverman -

"Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and then the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people that believe it was the blacks."

heh.

also:

my schedule for spring. woohoo.

yeah, uh, i think i'm going to need you to come in on saturday....

um-kay?

Two drunken moose invade home for elderly

November 8, 2005

STOCKHOLM, Sweden --They rarely have problems with drunks or rowdy animals, but residents of an elderly home in southern Sweden had to deal with both when a pair of intoxicated moose invaded the premises.

The moose -- a cow and her calf -- had become drunk over the weekend by eating fermented apples they found outside the home in Sibbhult, southern Sweden, said Anna Karlsson, who works there.

Police managed to scare them off once, but the large mammals returned to get more of the tempting fruits. This time the moose were drunk and aggressive, forcing police to send for a hunter with a dog to make them leave.

Police did not pursue the culprits, but made sure all apples were picked up from the area, local police chief Bengt Hallberg said. No one was hurt.

i wish i had enough money to play in the $100 blind room.

"You've been missing a lot of work lately..."

"Well I wouldn't say I was missing it...."

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"How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It's Na-gee-een-ah-jah. Nagheenanajar"

"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

"Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys."

so, eliot decided it was a race...

and beat me to marraige.




congratulations, as of 28 October 2005.