"You've been missing a lot of work lately..."

"Well I wouldn't say I was missing it...."

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"How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It's Na-gee-een-ah-jah. Nagheenanajar"

"At least your name isn't Michael Bolton."

"Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys."